penalty:

I need constant attention like if I’m not talking to someone 24/7 I start to die

(via hotboyproblems)


11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
3 am: lol

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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(via hotboyproblems)


Person: I hate musicals
Person: They're so gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'

florida-country-girl:

nathanthompson23:

jooliboo:

there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

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I don’t know which face is more accurate

(via oh-kay-desiree)


eatingisfab:

do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them

(via hotboyproblems)


fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

(via inyourluciddreams)


magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

(via theperksofharryy)


hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

(via whatsherfayce)


glassbonespaperskin:

i think the hardest day for a girl is the first day of period

(via inyourluciddreams)