funny, emotional, relatable. pretend there's something clever here. ask me stuff.
|11 pm:||I think I might go to bed early tonight|
|Person:||I hate musicals|
|Person:||They're so gay|
|Cop:||Can you tell me what happened?|
|Me:||He ran into my knife.|
|Me:||He ran into my knife ten times.|
|Ensemble out of nowhere:||HE HAD IT COMIN'|